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United States
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Zingledorp Slashnap

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█ 10% white
██ 20% pussy ass bitch
███ 30% eating pomegranate pistachios
████ 40% they're spicy for some fucking reason
█████ 50% disgusting
██████ 60% honkey
███████ 70% smelly snot
████████ 80% why is there cat training pads on the floor
█████████ 90% worms
██████████ 100% white ass cracker


-17. trans boy. he/him pronouns ONLY.

-single. frsh out of an abusive relationship. dont try to get fresh with me

-5'6" yo.

-country music sucks

-pansexual heteroromantic to make it simple

-I REALLY LIKE GORE. i'll draw it sometimes, but I add trigger warnings in the description, and tag it as "Mature Content". i also draw things like nudity; i might post those sometimes, but i'll tag it and stuff as well.

-i'm not creative so give me suggestions

-i'm otherkin (machinekin) and fictionkin (Dave Strider from Homestuck and Sans from Undertale.)

-i also have a tumblr;

My birthday badge
just getting rid of tht huge ass journal from months ago on my page. should look a lil cleaner now

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catkiddo69 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hello all u furries 🐱🐹🐶 u candy cane cat yiffers 😽🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means 🐺👉👌HOE HOE HOE!! furry fucking season has arrived ❄️🐷🐵🐰❄️put on your reindeer fursuits 🐴🔴🍆 suck some sexy dog dick☁️☁️ 🍬 and sit in front of the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get YIFFED 🐀👉👌🐁 under the mistletoe 😻🌿 this christmASS 🐒🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest FURRIES 🐶🐱if u get 0 back 🙀 ur ugly and not YIFFTASTIC 👀 if u get 5 back 🐴 ur a SEXY SNOW FOX 🐻🐻if u get 10 back 🐷ur a YIFFTASTIC JINGLE BELL BITCH 🐶🐶🐶🐶🔥🙌 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣ 😼💦 seconds or you won't be gettin yiffed 🙀🙀🙀🙀 in 2❕0❕1❕6 👉👌👉👌🐒
Mupapapam Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015
i sent u happy bday on skype but heres a present for u i hope u fukcing enjohy
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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015
Happy birthday! :D
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R-a-y-m-a-n Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015
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HearseGurl Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015
Happy Birthday! :iconspinningcakeplz:
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