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-16. trans boy. please use masculine pronouns.

-single. frsh out of an abusive relationship. dont try to get fresh with me

-5'6" yo.

-country music sucks

-pansexual demiromantic to make it simple

-I REALLY LIKE GORE. i'll draw it sometimes, but I add trigger warnings in the description, and tag it as "Mature Content". i also draw things like nudity; i might post those sometimes, but i'll tag it and stuff as well.

-i'm not creative so give me suggestions

-i also have a tumblr;

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1. Name: david louis foglia
2. Nickname(s): dave, dev, devyn, abe, davy, davy gravy, dav
3. Birthday: 9/3/98
4. That makes you: 16
5. Where were you born: savannah, georgia
6. Location right now: my bed
7. Shoe size: 9 in women's idfk
8. How many piercings?: none
9. Tattoos?: no
10. When you wake up you're: either grumpy or friendly
11. When you're about to sleep you're: writing fanfiction in my head bc i'm edgy :'(
12. Zodiac sign: virgo
13. Chinese sign: dragon i think
14. Righty or Lefty: righty
15. Innie or Outie: innie
16. School: bryan country high

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: a cracker
20. Weight: about 111 lbs
21. Height: 5'6"
22. Braces? no but everyone says i need them
23. Glasses? yea

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? nah
25. If so, who? kljkjlk
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? thEY ARE ALL DUMB CRUSHES FUCK U!!!!!!!
27. Who has a crush on you? idk
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? no
29. Who was your first kiss: my ex-gf anna
30. Who was your last kiss: my ex-gf anna
31. Are you a virgin? yeah :'(
32. Ever had a threesome before? no but i'm open to it ;) ;) :) 
33. Ever been swarmed by ladybugs?: no
34. Have you ever been in love? yeah of course
35. Broken any hearts? uh shit. yeah.
36. Got your heart broken? yeah
37. Ever liked a friend? i'm a demiromantic so,,, yeah
38. What happened? either dated them or not

Section Four: Past Relationships 

39. How many relationships have you been in? 5
40. How many were serious enough to count: 3
41. Who were those serious ones: thomas, anna, and jen
42. Who USED to be your best friend: um, i guess they all used to be my best friends.
43. What made them different: well there was just a personality clash with thomas bc i started changing a whole fuckin lot, he wasn't/isn't bad at all and he didn't change. he's still a great guy even though we don't communicate bc i'm aa pos. anna broke off our relationship for their own personal reasons and i accept that bc they had every right too. i wish i got to see them more though. and jen was emotionally abusing me the whole time and i only recently realized and had to try my best to break up with her.
44. What happened: uh. i broke up with thomas bc i wasn't feeling it. anna broke up with me bc they weren't feeling it. and jen still hasn't woke up to the fact that she needs to throw herself in th dump.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: thomas
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: jen
47. Ever been kissed: ya
48. Who do you want back: look. idk. i'm over them romantically but if i had to date one again i might pick thomas.
49. What do you regret: wasting so much fucking time with jen, thinking tht maybe i'd b okay
50. Why? she fucked me up so bad and now i'm left to deal with fixing myself

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: Mad Head Love
52. Movie: ????
53. Food: i like chinese or japanese food
54. Drink: dr. pepper
55. Store: idk probably fucking walmart
56. Television show: Steven Universe
57. Holiday: christmas
58. Book: ew
59. Ice cream: vanilla or strawberry. OHH MY GOD pistachio 
60. Sweets: chocolate wtf. and creme brulee B)
61. Crisps: doritos
62. Type of music: rap or vocaloid or trip-hop or electroSWING??????????
63. Artist: my friends :'(
64. Word: lachrymal
65. Time of day: night or evening, maybe really early in the morning
66. Dressing: i love vinaigrettes 
67. Alcoholic drink: i haven't had any but i like the smell of beer and wine
68. Colour(s): lavender
69. Piece of clothing: i have this fuckin dave shirt and its so awful i love it
70. Character: dave strider and steven universe :(
71. Smell: gasOLINE??? i also like cigarette smoke
72. Shampoo: idk
73. Soap: idk
74. Smiley: B^)
75. Board game: FUCK board games more like, BORED games lmao
76. Sport: h
77. Number: anything that's even and less than 10, decimals not included
78. Quote: "idk *spins wheel*"
79. Animal: ant
80. Actor: ?????????????????????? what is a movie
82. Vegetable: brussel sprouts
83. Fruit: raspberries or blackberries 
84. Place to be: in my room
85. Thing in your room: Malinko
86. Gum: all
87. Shape: circle 
88. Country: italy
89. Mall: WHAt the FUCK
90. Car: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
91. Boy's name: dave
92. Girl's name: dave
93. Family member: wtf
94. Restaurant: WHAT THE FUCK
95. Movie place: WHAT THE FUCK
96. Person to go to the movies with: uh
97. Noise: machines
98. Brand of Shoe: fuck
99. Brand of clothing: ajkaakjha
100. Body part of a chicken: the feets
101. Swear word: dick or cock
102. Month: december or november
103. Possession: malinko
104. Team: no
105. Season: fall and winter
106. Radio station: h
107. Magazine: n
108. Favourite grade: A+ if u know what im sayin haha B^)
109. Least favourite grade: F B^|
110. Teacher: me
111. Least favourite teacher: not me
112. Subject: english language arts
113. Subject to talk about: english language arts

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: a fucking cunt
115. Who's your dad?: a fucking dick
116. Any step-parents?: yeah two
117. Any brothers?: one
118. Any Sisters?: four
120. Coolest: me
121. Loudest: me
122. Best relative: me
123. Worse relative: mom
124. Do you get along with your parents? no i hate them so much
125. With your siblings? yeah
126. Does anyone understand you? maybe
127. Do you have any pets? yes
128. If so, what kind and name? malinko the cat
129. If not, what do you want as a pet? no

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? yes
132. Did you drop out?: no
133. Your current GPA: idk fuck
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: buy
135. ABC's?: A-B average.
136. Favorite class: english language arts or art
137. Play any sports at school?: no
138. Are you popular? not really
140. Most humiliating moment: THE DICK TOUCH ACCIENDT
141. Most funniest moment: STILL TOUCHING THIS GUYS DICK
142. Most scared moment: I CANT EVEN REMEMBER HIS NAME

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: a yellow hen
146. Dog: arf
147. Christina Aguilera: ssHHAKIRA????
148. Ricky Martin: uh
149. 50 cent: SICK ASS RAPPER idk 
151. Beach: piece of SHIT
152. Dessert: cholcolate
153. Water: The Waters by Mick Jenkins
154. Osama: bin laden
155. Love: chocolaye
156. Your little brother: me
158. Clowns: fucking ugly ass mother fuckers
159. Wonder: the fact that people misspell "wander" and "wonder"
16o. Brown: POOP POO PP POOP
161. Banana: fuck u
162. Sex: something i want 
163. Parents: fucking nasty
164. Homosexuals: LEGALITY FUCK UYEAH!!!!!!
165. God: uhajajaaj?????? HAHAH????????? idk i think of a church

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: no
167. Heaven: no
168. Devil: no
169. Hell: no
170: Boogy man: no
171. Closet Monsters: no
172. Fortune tellings: no 
173. Magic: no
174. Love at first sight: no
175. Ghosts: no
176. Voo-doo dolls: no
177. Reincarnation: yes
178. Yourself: ehh

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: no buut i kinda wanna live with people who do?? idk. i'm going to try weed tho probably idk lmao
180. Do drugs: ganja ??? probably 8^)
181. Drink alcohol: not yet
182. Cuss: yeah
183. Sing in the shower: sometimes
184. Like school: a little bit
185. Want to get married: YEAH
186. Type with all of your fingers: yes 
187. Think you're attractive: yeah... well... maybe like... idk not ATTRACTIVE but i'm cute
188. Drink and drive: no wtf
189. Snore: no
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: wtf sure

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: ONN ACCIDENT
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: no
194. Told that person how you felt: yeah
195. Been arrested: no
196. Gone to jail or juve: no
197. Skateboarded: FUCK skateboradrdn
198. Skinny dipped: I WANT TO
199. Rock climbed: no fuck rocks
200. Killed someone: no
201. Watched porn: yeah
202. Gone on a road trip: yes i lOVE THEM!!!!!!!!
203. Went out of the country: no
204. Talked back to an adult: omg
205. Broken a law: no
206. Got pulled over: no
208: Cried to get out of trouble: IDK??
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: yes
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: no
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: YEAH
213. Moon someone: NO
214. Shop-lifted: no
215. Worked at McDonald's: no
216. Eaten a dog: no
217. Give money to a homeless person: idk
218. Glued your hand to yourself: yes
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: yes
220. Had a one night stand: no
221. Smoked: no
222. Done drugs: no
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: YEAH JEN MADE ME DROP ALL OF MY FRIENDS
224. Slap someone for being stupid: no
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: yes
227. Caught someone doing something: yeah
228. Played a game that removes clothing: ONLY IN RPS??? ;( im fuck in. lonely
229. Cried during a movie: FUCK marley and me
230. Cried over someone: yeah
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: yeah
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: no
233. Ran away from home: no
234. Cheated on a test: yes wtf

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: no
236. Sky dive: no
237. Swim with dolphins: NO THEY RAPE OTHER DOLPHINS FUCK U
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: no
239. Try to be the opposite sex: i do everyday
240. Lie to the police: no
241. Run from the police: no
242. Lie to your parents: yeah
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: no
244. Be an exotic dancer: no
245. Kill the president: no

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: yeah
247. Loud: yes
248. Nice: yea
249: Outgoing: no
250: Quiet: sometimes 
251. Mean: idk but im SUPER fucking salty
252. Emotional: yes
253. Sensitive: yes
254. Gay: no
255. Strong: no
256. Weak: yes
257. Caring: yes
258. Dangerous: no
259. Crazy: idk
260. Spontaneous: i guess
261. Funny: ya im fucking hILARIOUS
262. Sweet: i guess
263. Sharing: yes
264. Responsible: no
265. Trustworthy: yes
266. Open-minded: i guess
267. Creative: no
268. Cute: hell yeah
269. Slick: FUCK i think i am B^)
270. Smart: no
271. Dumb: a little
272. Evil: probably
273. Ghetto: no i'm white
274. Classy: wtf
275. Photogenic: sometimes
276. Dependable: yes
277. Greedy: a little
278. Ugly: no
279. Messy: never
280. Neat: yes
281. Perverted: well like 70 percent of the time i'm jacking off so sure
282. Silly: yes
283. A B****: yes
284. A Good Listener: i try
285. A Fighter: no
286. A Party Animal: no
287. A Game Freak: i only play The Sims 3

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: english language arts teacher for middle school
290. Dream house: idk
291. Husband/Wife: a cutie
292. Kids: one or two
293. Names: idk
294. Pets: none
295. Car: nn
296. Age you would want to get married: mid-20s
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: PROBABLY ELLIOTT FOR MY BEST MAN B^)
298. Honeymoon: a honeymoon at home or in italy would be awesome

Section Fifteen: Your friends 

299. Best friend: ELLIOTT
300. Known the longest: ELLIOTT
301. Craziest: MARTY
302. Loudest: MARTY
303. Shyest: IDK???
304. Best hair: ELLIOTT
305. Best eyes: ELLIOTT
306. Best body: pan's got such a good body holy shit
307. Most Athletic: FUCK
308. Hot-Tempered: IDK
309. Most impatient: pan fuck
310. Shortest: elliott omg
311. Tallest: marty or shiza
312. Skinniest: marty
313. Best singer: idk
314. Funniest: ALL OF THEM
315. Can always make you laugh: ALL OF THEM
316. Wish you talked to more: ALL OF THEM
317. Wish you saw more: Everyone. QAQ
318. Who drives you insane after a while: NONE OF THEM
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: ALL OFTHEM. FUCK. I LOVE MY FRIENDS@@
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': yes
321. Whose always been there when you need them: elliott and pan
322. Who is like your family: ELLIOTT AND PAN AND MARTY I LOVE THEMM!!! BEST FRIENDS!!!
323. How many friends do you have?: not enough
324. How many are really close? ALL OF THEM

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: chestnuts out of a bag they taste like cardboard but i love them
326. Thing you drank: water
327. Thing you wore: pajamas
328. Thing you did: wrote a few lines for my fucking RP response wtf
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: nothing
331. Person you saw: bailey
332. Person you hugged: malinko
333. Person you kissed: anna
334. Person you beat to a juicy pulp: NO ONE
335. Person you talked to online: elliott
336. Person you talked to on the phone: ???
337. Song you heard: Zoo Zoo - Pogo my spotify is fucking FIRE!!!!!
338. Show you saw: Steven Universe
339. Time you fought with your parents: a few nights ago 
340. Time you fought with a friend: i dont remember
341. Words you said: "FUCK you" to malinko

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: nothing but im so hungry
344. What are you drinking: spit
345. What are you thinking: i'm sweaty AF lmao
346. What are you wearing: gray UGA shirt and blue penguin pj pants
347. What are you doing: crying bc period pains
349. Hair: cute af
350. Mood: anxious
351. Listening to: Time Machine - Pogo
352. Talking to anyone: no
353. Watching anything: no

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: no
355. Are you a carnivore: no
356. Are you heterosexual: i'm pansexual so no
357. Do you like penguins: sure
358. Do you write poetry: no
359. Do you see stupid people: what
360. You + Me: sure
361. Do you like the Osbournes: what
362. Can you see flying pigs: what
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: no
364. Are you from Afghanistan: no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: no wtf
366. Are you a zombie:  no 
367. Am i annoying you: no
368. Do you bite your nails: ew
369. Can you cross your eyes: yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: YEAH
371. Have you touched someone's private part: private part... hehe... no

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: winter
373. Spring or Autumn: autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: either
375. MTV or VH1: eh
376. Black or White: black i guess
377. Yellow or Pink: pink
378. Football or Basketball: basketball
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: ???
380. Pen or Pencil: pencil
381. Cold or Hot: cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: no
383. Inside or Outside: inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: weed
385. Coke or Pepsi: idc
386. Tape or Glue: idk
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: mcdonald's

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: fav
389. About boy bands: uh
390: About suicide: there's someone here who will talk to you if you need it
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: (: sweatie
392. About teen pregnancy: definitely a problem that could be fixed with better sex education and the eradication of abstinence only ideas
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: sucking dik
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: PAN AND MATRY AND ELLIOT AND RAY AND ERICA AND NINE !!!! :)
395. About gay men: go ahead man

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: lmao follow me @
397. Current weather right now: clear
398. Current time: 11:17 PM
399. Last thoughts: why dont burps taste like anything
400. Tag: :)

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SakraiKillsWCupcakes Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Merry Christmas :U
SakraiKillsWCupcakes Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay Devyn I get that you dont't want to talk to me but please just tell me if you have the sprite of Lingra still I need it for my laptop
and if you haven't read the note then can I just get Lingra's sprite if it isn't deleted please.
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Spicyfriend Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
can u draw me johnny test tentacles hentai?????????
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moans like Mr karbs
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